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“A room without books is like a body without a soul.” -  Cicero

"What an astonishing thing a book is. It’s a flat object made from a tree with flexible parts on which are imprinted lots of funny dark squiggles. But one glance at it and you’re inside the mind of another person, maybe somebody dead for thousands of years. Across the millennia, an author is speaking clearly and silently inside your head, directly to you. Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people who never knew each other, citizens of distant epochs. Books break the shackles of time. A book is proof that humans are capable of working magic." - Carl Sagan

“The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.” - Dorothy Parker

“This is not a novel to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown with great force.” - Dorothy Parker

"The first thing I do in the morning is brush my teeth and sharpen my tongue." - Dorothy Parker

"I reject your reality and replace it with my own!" - Adam Savage (Mythbusters)

"Yet another everyday household item turned deadly." - Jamie Hyneman (Mythbusters)

"I also learned something about myself. And that is that when in danger, I *will use a co-worker as a human shield." - Kari Byron (Mythbusters)

"Black powder and duct tape? That doesn't sound like science, that sounds like a family reunion!" - Tory Belleci (Mythbusters)

"This next myth is really fun! It involves you hurting yourself." - Grant Imahara to Tory Bellici (Mythbusters)

"The fact that we live at the bottom of a deep gravity well, on the surface of a gas-covered planet going around a nuclear fireball 90 million miles away and think this to be normal is obviously some indication of how skewed our perspective tends to be…." - Douglas Adams


1. Phone NASA (tel. 0101 713 483 0123). Explain that it's very important that you get away as quickly as possible.
2. If they don't cooperate, then try to get someone at the White House (tel. 0101 202 456 1414) to bring some pressure to bear on them.
3. If you don't get any joy out of them, phone the Kremlin (tel. 0107 095 295 9051) and ask them to bring a little pressure to bear on the White House on your behalf.
4. If that too fails, phone the Pope for guidance (tel. 010 396 6982).
5. If all these attempts fail, flag down a passing flying saucer and explain that it's vitally important that you get away before your phone bill arrives.

- Douglas Adams

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. - Bill Watterson

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it. Everything they've ever "known" has been proven to be wrong. A thousand years ago everybody knew as a fact, that the earth was the center of the universe. Five hundred years ago, everybody knew that the Earth was flat, and fifteen minutes ago, you knew that humans were alone on it. Imagine what you'll know tomorrow." - Agent K (MIB)

"It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage." - Dr. Henry "Indiana" Jones Jr. (Raiders of the Lost Ark)

"Heat, pressure, and time. The three things that make a diamond also make a waffle." - Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer

"A book is like an aid to your imagination, and a film is a surrogate for your imagination." - Simon Pegg

"Don’t become a well-rounded person. Well rounded people are smooth and dull. Become a thoroughly spiky person. Grow spikes from every angle. Stick in their throats like a pufferfish. If you want to woo the muse of the odd, don’t read Shakespeare. Read Webster’s revenge plays. Don’t read Homer and Aristotle. Read Herodotus where he’s off talking about Egyptian women having public sex with goats. If you want to read about myth don’t read Joseph Campbell, read about convulsive religion, read about voodoo and the Millerites and the Munster Anabaptists. There are hundreds of years of extremities, there are vast legacies of mutants. There have always been geeks. There will always be geeks. Become the apotheosis of geek. Learn who your spiritual ancestors were. You didn’t come here from nowhere. There are reasons why you’re here. Learn those reasons. Learn about the stuff that was buried because it was too experimental or embarrassing or inexplicable or uncomfortable or dangerous." - The Wonderful Power of Storytelling by Bruce Sterling

“The primary thing when you take a sword in your hands is your intention to cut the enemy, whatever the means. Whenever you parry, hit, spring, strike or touch the enemy's cutting sword, you must cut the enemy in the same movement. It is essential to attain this. If you think only of hitting, springing, striking or touching the enemy, you will not be able actually to cut him.” ― Miyamoto Musashi, The Book of Five Rings

"Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is." - Steve Martin

"Stupidity cannot be cured with money, or through education, or by legislation. Stupidity is not a sin, the victim can't help being stupid. But stupidity is the only universal capital crime; the sentence is death, there is no appeal, and execution is carried out automatically and without pity. - Time Enough For Love (Robert A. Heinlein)

"One day, I shall come back. Yes, I shall come back. Until then, there must be no regrets, no tears, no anxieties. Just go forward in all your beliefs, and prove to me that I am not mistaken in mine." - 1st Doctor

"Do try and stay out of my way in future and in past there's a good fellow. The time continuum should be big enough for the both of us. Just." - 2nd Doctor

"Allow me to congratulate you, sir. You have the most totally closed mind that I've ever encountered." - 3rd Doctor

"The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views. Which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that needs altering." - 4th Doctor

"I'm not helping you, officially. And if anyone happens to ask whether I made any material difference to the welfare of this planet, you can tell them I came and went like a summer cloud." - 5th Doctor

"In all my travelling throughout the universe I have battled against evil, against power mad conspirators. I should have stayed here. The oldest civilisation: decadent, degenerate, and rotten to the core. Power mad conspirators, Daleks, Sontarans, Cybermen, they're still in the nursery compared to us. Ten million years of absolute power. That's what it takes to be really corrupt." - 6th Doctor

"There are worlds out there where the sky is burning, and the sea's asleep, and the rivers dream; people made of smoke and cities made of song. Somewhere there's danger, somewhere there's injustice, somewhere else the tea's getting cold. Come on, Ace. We've got work to do." - 7th Doctor

"4 minutes? That's ages. What if I get bored or need a television, couple of books. Bring me knitting." - 8th Doctor

"Oh the pointing again. They're screwdrivers! What are you going to do? Assemble a cabinet at them?" - The Warrior Doctor

"D'you know like we were saying? About the Earth revolving? It's like when you're a kid, the first time they tell you that the world's turning and you just can't quite believe it because everything looks like it's standing still. I can feel it -- the turn of the Earth. The ground beneath our feet is spinning at a thousand miles an hour, the entire planet is hurtling around the Sun at sixty-seven thousand miles an hour, and I can feel it. We're falling through space, you and me. Clinging to the skin of this tiny little world, and if we let go... [beat] That's who I am. Now forget me, Rose Tyler. Go home..." - 9th Doctor

"You can spend the rest of your life with me...but I can't spend the rest of mine with you. I have to live on. Alone. That's the curse of the Time Lords." - 10th Doctor

"Hello, Stonehenge! Who takes the Pandorica takes the Universe! But, bad news everyone, 'cause guess who! Ha! Except, you lot, you're all whizzing about, it's really very distracting. Could you all just stay still a minute because *I* *am* *talking*! Now, the question for the hour is, 'Who's got the Pandorica?' Answer: I do. Next question: 'Who's coming to take it from me?' Come on, look at me! No plan, no backup, no weapons worth a damn, oh, and something else I don't have: anything to lose! So, if you're sitting up there in your silly little space ships with all your silly little guns, and you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight, just remember who's standing in your way! Remember every black day I ever stopped you, and then, *and then*, do the smart thing!
Let somebody else try first. "
- 11th Doctor

"Hello Sweetie!" - Dr. River Song/Melody Pond

(Doctor Who)

"We're on a mining ship three million years into deep space - can someone explain to me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?!" - Dave Lister (Red Dwarf)

"Okay. Right now I'd like to show you one of my favorite cartoons. It's a sad, depressing story about a pathetic coyote who spends every waking moment of his life in the futile pursuit of a sadistic roadrunner who *mocks* him and *laughs* at him as he's repeatedly *crushed* and *maimed*! Hope you'll *enjoy* it!" - Uncle Nutzy/George Newman (UHF)

“Gozer the Gozarian! Good evening. As a duly designated representative of the city, county and state of New York I order you to cease and desist in all supernatural activity and return to forthwith to your place of origin or the nearest convenient parallel dimension.” – Dr. Raymond "Ray" Stantz (Ghostbusters)

"Mr. Stark, I'm going to have to ask you to please exit the doughnut." - Nick Fury (Iron Man 2)

“You know the difference between justice… and punishment?” - Frank Castle (Punisher: Dirty Laundry)

"I live, I love, I slay, and I am content." - Conan (Conan The Barbarian [2011])

I’ve been a soldier and a slave. I’ve seen my comrades fall in battle or die more slowly under the lash in Africa. I’ve held them in my arms at the final moment. These were men who saw life as it is, yet they died despairing. No glory, no brave last words, only their eyes, filled with confusion, questioning: “Why?” I don’t think they were wondering why they were dying, but why they had ever lived. When life itself seems lunatic, who knows where madness lies? To surrender dreams – -this may be madness; to seek treasure where there is only trash. Too much sanity may be madness!
But maddest of all – -to see life as it is and not as it should be.
- Don Quixote by Miguel de Cervantes.

"They'd all laugh at me if they knew what I was trying to do... to create a new strain of super-wine in a half an hour with a fraction of nature's resources and a FOOL for an assistant. `Bernard Black, he's mad,` they'd say. `He's insane. He's dangerous.` Well I'll show them! I'll show them all!" - Bernard Black (Black Books)

“I’m not absolutely certain of the facts, but I rather fancy it’s Shakespeare who says that it’s always just when a fellow is feeling particularly braced with things in general that Fate sneaks up behind him with the bit of lead piping.” - Bertie Wooster

"Truth is subjective - pick one that works for you." - Sebastian "The Shark" Stark (Shark)

"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy." - Red Green

"I swear to God, if this turns into a zombie attack, I'm quitting!" - Sheriff Jack Carter (Eureka)

"Well, I'd love to stick around and chat, but I'm allergic to lead!" - The Daring Dragoon (Jack of All Trades)

"There you go! I can taste it! Oestrogen. Definitely oestrogen. Take the pill, flush it away, it enters the water cycle. Feminizes the fish. Goes all the way up into the sky then falls all the way back down onto me. Contraceptives in the rain. Love this planet. Still, at least I won't get pregnant. I'm never doing that again." - Capt. Jack Harkness (Torchwood)

"Yeah well eventually I mean chimps would have been able to figure it out, but the thing is you didn't." - Dr. Jennifer Keller to Rodney McKay (Stargate Atlantis)

"I know fucking well there's a God because I kill vampires for a living. Are you listening? I kill vampires for money. A lot of it. So don't tell me there ain't no God. I know fucking well there's a God. I just don't understand Him." - Jack Crow (Vampire$)

"This *is* me taking control, from Sloan, from the fraternity, from Janis, billing reports, ergonomic keyboards, from cheating girlfriends and sack of shit best friends. This is me taking back control of my life. What the fuck have you done lately?" - Wesley Gibson (Wanted)

"I aim to misbehave." - Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds (Serenity)

[after knocking his dueling opponent to the ground]" Sure, it would be humiliating having to lie there while a better man refuses to spill your blood. Mercy is the mark of a great man..." [gives a quick stab to the guy] "...guess I'm just a good man..." [stabs him again] "...well, I'm all right." - Capt. Malcolm "Mal" Reynolds (Firefly)

"Girls are complicated. The instruction manual that comes with girls is 800 pages, with chapters 14, 19, 26 and 32 missing, and it's badly translated, hard to figure out." - Hugh Laurie

"Are you kidding? I'm William Shatner. I can score *anything..." - William Shatner (Fanboys)

"Down these mean streets a man must go who is not himself mean, who is neither tarnished nor afraid... He is the hero, he is everything. He must be a complete man and a common man and yet an unusual man. He must be, to use a weathered phrase, a man of honor, by instinct, by inevitability, and certainly without saying it. He must be the best man in his world and a good enough man for any world."
- Raymond Chandler

“The noir hero is a knight in blood caked armor. He's dirty and he does his best to deny the fact that he's a hero the whole time.” - Frank Miller

"It's my pre-packed disaster evacuation bag. It's recommended by the Department of Homeland Security... and Sarah Connor." - Dr. Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory)

"It’s a magical world, Hobbes, ol’ buddy… Let’s go exploring!" - The last panel of the last comic of Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson, December 31, 1995.

"Harry, what you know about women I could juggle!" - Bob the Skull (Dresden Files)

"Damn it Harry, that's not a plan, it's a loonie toon!" - Karrin Murphy (Dresden Files)

"You're in America now. Our idea of diplomacy is showing up with a gun in one hand and a sandwich in the other and asking which you'd prefer." - Harry Dresden (Dresden Files)

"They say you can know a man by his enemies, Dresden. You defy beings that should cow you into silence. You resist forces that are inevitable for no more reason that you believe they should be resisted. You bow your head to neither demons nor angels and you put yourself in harm's way to defend those who cannot defend themselves. I think I like you." - Donnar Vadderung (Dresden Files)

"What's the point of having a good quotation if you can't change it?!" - Zaphod Beeblebrox (H2G2)

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A struggling ex-writer on the brink of madness...

No seriously though, I *am a published writer; I've been writing since boarding school (it was one way to survive the insanity of that place), and my mentor back then said I'd make it big either in Intelligence work or writing. As I haven't heard anything back from CSIS, I continue on in my writings about a wizard working for the FBI and his weird & wacky friends.

Over the years I've been through a lot. I'm a Brentwood College, Grant McEwan College & University of Alberta alumnus. I collect music, books (lots & lots of books), ex-girlfriends, and a few other strange things. I tend to be a little eccentric at times as my friends can attest to, but for the most part I'm mostly harmless... ;)

=looking up= That looks a little sparse on the details...

Things to know about me:

What's important to me: my books, my friends, my music & the extra-special people to me.

Important to know about me: 1) I'm very patient to a point - pass that point & face the consequences; 2) I'm fiercely loyal to my friends & will defend them to the end; 3) Mess w/ my books or my special people, and prepare to defend yourself

Why am I here? Well, with work & everything else, I don't get out a hell of a lot so this has become my lifeline to the outside world. Rather than getting together to yack at some dark & depressing coffee place, I meet up w/ my friends here & we goof around pretty much as we would in r/l, minus the tickling & throwing of snowballs. Besides, I haven't got that many friends who live that near to me, so this works out a lot better, even if the hugs are only virtual.

My fandoms cover a pretty wide spectrum including H.P. Lovecraft, Michael Moorcock, Weird Al Yankovic, assorted cartoons & movies, X-Files, & the list goes on forever (almost). =)

If you ever want to know something, for the love of Cthulhu, Just Ask! (But be warned, you may find out more than you had wanted to know... =eg=)


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10 February 1970
Your date of conception was on or about 20 May 1969 which was a Tuesday.

You were born on a Tuesday
under the astrological sign Aquarius.
Your Life path number is 11.

Life Path Compatibility:
You are most compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 2, 4, 8, 11 & 22.
You should get along well with those with the Life Path numbers 3 & 6.
You may or may not get along well with those with the Life Path number 9.
You are least compatible with those with the Life Path numbers 1, 5 & 7.

The Julian calendar date of your birth is 2440627.5.
The golden number for 1970 is 14.
The epact number for 1970 is 22.
The year 1970 was not a leap year.

Your birthday falls into the Chinese year beginning 2/6/1970 and ending 1/26/1971.
You were born in the Chinese year of the Dog.

Your Native American Zodiac sign is Otter; your plant is Fern.

You were born in the Egyptian month of Parmuthy, the fourth month of the season of Poret (Emergence - Fertile soil).

Your date of birth on the Hebrew calendar is 4 AdarI 5730.
Or if you were born after sundown then the date is 5 AdarI 5730.

The Mayan Calendar long count date of your birthday is which is
12 baktun 17 katun 16 tun 9 uinal 3 kin

The Hijra (Islamic Calendar) date of your birth is Tuesday, 3 Dhi'l-Hijjih 1389 (1389-12-3).

The date of Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 29 March 1970.
The date of Orthodox Easter on your birth year was Sunday, 26 April 1970.
The date of Ash Wednesday (the first day of Lent) on your birth year was Wednesday 11 February 1970.
The date of Whitsun (Pentecost Sunday) in the year of your birth was Sunday 17 May 1970.
The date of Whisuntide in the year of your birth was Sunday 24 May 1970.
The date of Rosh Hashanah in the year of your birth was Thursday, 1 October 1970.
The date of Passover in the year of your birth was Tuesday, 21 April 1970.
The date of Mardi Gras on your birth year was Tuesday 10 February 1970.

As of 11/18/2008 8:19:10 PM EST
You are 38 years old.
You are 465 months old.
You are 2,023 weeks old.
You are 14,161 days old.
You are 339,884 hours old.
You are 20,393,059 minutes old.
You are 1,223,583,550 seconds old.

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 5.29980430528376 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)

Your age is the equivalent of a dog that is 5.54246575342466 years old. (You're still chasing cats!)

Your lucky day is Saturday.
Your lucky number is 4 & 8.
Your ruling planet(s) is Saturn & Uranus.
Your lucky dates are 1st, 10th, 19th, 28th.
Your opposition sign is Leo.
Your opposition number(s) is 1.

Today is not one of your lucky days!

There are 84 days till your next birthday
on which your cake will have 39 candles.

Those 39 candles produce 39 BTUs,
or 9,828 calories of heat (that's only 9.8280 food Calories!) .
You can boil 4.46 US ounces of water with that many candles.

Your birthstone is Amethyst

The Mystical properties of Amethyst

Amethyst is used to increase spiritually
Some lists consider these stones to be your birthstone. (Birthstone lists come from Jewelers, Tibet, Ayurvedic Indian medicine, and other sources)

Bloodstone, Onyx, Moonstone

Your birth tree is

Cedar, the Confidence
Of rare beauty, knows how to adapt, likes luxury, of good health not in the least shy, tends to look down on others, self-confident, determined, impatient, wants to impress others, many talents, industrious, healthy, optimism, waiting for the one true love, able to make quick decisions.

There are 37 days till Christmas 2008!
There are 50 days till Orthodox Christmas!

The moon's phase on the day you were
born was waxing crescent.

Moon's age (days): 4
Distance (Earth radii): 58.63
Percent Illumination 18.82%
Ecliptic latitude (degrees): 2.39
Ecliptic longitude (degrees): 18.16

The Life Path Number
The Life Path is the sum of the birth date. This number represents who you are at birth and the native traits that you will carry with you through life. The most important number that will be discussed here is your Life Path number. The Life Path describes the nature of this journey through life.

Life Path Number = 2
2 (11/2, 20/2)
The Life Path 2 suggests that you entered this plane with a spiritual quality in your makeup allowing you to be one of the peacemakers in society. Your strengths come from an ability to listen and absorb. You are a fixer, a mediator, and a very diplomatic type of person using persuasive skills rather than forcefulness to make your way in the world. When you embrace and exhibit the strenghth of your spiritual side, you are intuitive, avant-garde, idealistic, and visionary. These extremes make you interesting with much to offer society. You have the potential to be a deep-thinker, and no doubt interested in understanding many of life's mysteries and more intriguing facets.

If you are living with the positive attributes of the number 2 Life Path, you are apt to have the most delicate ability to be balanced and fair. You clearly see the full spectrum of viewpoints in any argument or situation, and because of this, people may seek you out to be a mediator. In this role you are able to settle disputes with the most unbiased flair. There is sincere concern for others; you think the best of people, and want the best for them. You are honest and open in thought, word and deed. You excel in any form of group activity where your expertise in handling and blending people can be used effectively. Manners and tact mark your way with others, and you are not one to dominate a group or situation. You are the master of compromise and of maintaining harmony in your environment. As the ultimate team member, you never demand praise or recognition.

In many ways, you are a creature of habit and routine, and you like your path and pattern well worn and familiar. Your ability to analyze and render accurate judgments is a wonderful natural trait you bring to the business world. You strive for complete accuracy and even perfection in your work. Perhaps you are not a leader, but you are a visionary and a very talented idea person.

On the negative side of the 2, nervous energy is a trait often observed in the 2. Because of this, you may be seen as an extremist who is sometimes the zealot in expressing likes and dislikes. Nervous tension can bring the normally easygoing 2 into a state of emotional outrage, which to those around you, may seem so out of character. Indeed, the 2 can sometimes become oversensitive. In some instances, the strength of the 2 can also become its weakness. You may find it hard to decide what to do at times. Twos often struggle against indecisiveness. Making decisions and getting your life in gear, so to speak, may be a challenge. There is a tendency for the many 2s to harbor feelings of uneasiness, and dissatisfaction with accomplishments and personal progress in life. The biggest obstacle and difficulty you may face is that of passivity and a state of apathy and lethargy. The negative 2 can be very pessimistic. When this sets in to any degree, you are able to accomplishes very little. If living on the negative side of the 2, you may lack common sense, and you are quite often unable to distinguish between fantasy and reality.

Even the more positive individuals with the 2 Life Path will prefer a more amiable and less competitive environment, often shunning the business world. You can best serve society in endeavors utilizing your skills of counseling and guidance. Much of your idealism is people oriented and quite humanitarian in nature. You expect a great deal of yourself.

Golden Number: A number showing the year of the lunar or Metonic cycle. It is reckoned from 1 to 19, and is so called from having formerly been written in the calendar in gold.

Epact Number: The moon's age at the beginning of the calendar year, or the number of days by which the last new moon has preceded the beginning of the year.

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Love 'em or lump 'em, Wizards are an odd lot, and this one's no exception. While he may be ornery & stubborn, he can be kind & helpful on occasion. But be warned: he says more than he means, and he knows more than he says...
Strengths: A good mind, cunning, tactics & strategy, eye for detail, a cornucopia of trivia knowledge, weapons & combat skills, loyal, good imagination
Weaknesses: Stubborn, ornery, a grump, bad temper, short fuse, women are like kryptonite to him...
Special Skills: weapons skills, planning, tactics & strategy, intelligence gathering, a good con artist, a rapier wit at times, overactive imagination, warped sense of humor & a knack for the strange & bizzare... Plus he seems to know more than someone who acts like that should
Weapons: Katana, knives, practice blades, misdirection, his trusty 2x4 of Understanding (+9 against idiots, morons, schmucks, schlubs, obtuse people, Jehovah's Witnesses and telemarketers/telephone survey people) and if all else fails, this hoodoo will do some voodoo on you... ;)
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A creature eternally in flux between law & chaos, sanity & insanity, reality & fiction.
Divinatory Meanings: Uh oh... You're in trouble now, bub! You're going to get sucked into the great maelstrom, and you're going to have to fight tooth & nail to get the heck out of there.
Reversed: =whowhee= That was a close one! Watch your step, someone up *there is keeping an eye on you...
Astrological Sign: Aquarius

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Your Score:Average For All UsersAverage For All Straight Anarchist Single Pink-Skinned 32 to 38-Year old Males
(4 total)
Dating15.38%33.39%13.46%Gone steady
Self-Lovin'28.79%61.66%29.92%When I think about you - or anyone - I touch myself
Shamelessness48.39%77.96%55.24%Puts 'em on the glass
Sex Drive42.86%75.92%44.05%I got needs, baby, you gotta unnastan'!
Straightness7.41%40.35%5.56%Knows the other body type like a map
Gayness68.52%79.46%88.89%Had that experience at camp
Dominant45%87.52%51.67%Whips people into shape
Submissive77.78%87.96%63.49%Submits to no one... almost
Fucking Sick73.47%90.36%72.71%Dipped into depravity
Total Score49.62%74.48%51.38%
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You are more logical than emotional, more concerned about self than concerned about others, more atheist than religious, more loner than dependent, more lazy than workaholic, more traditional than rebel, more engineering mind than artistic mind, more cynical than idealist, more leader than follower, and more introverted than extroverted.

As for specific personality traits, you are adventurious (100%), romantic (86%), intellectual (67%), slutty (59%).

Old Geezer83%
Punk Rock80%
Emo Kid56%
Life Experience

Your political views would best be described as Libertarian, whom you agree with around 63% of the time.
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Middle Class. You make more than 0% of those who have taken this test, and 8% less than the U.S. average.

If your life was a movie, it would be rated R.
By the way, your hottness rank is 40%, hotter than 59% of other test takers.

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Character Traits
Life Experience

Your political views would best be described as Libertarian, while philosophically you tend to think like a Liberal.
Your attitude toward life best associates you with Upper Class. You make more than 99% of those who have taken this test, and 88% more than the U.S. average.

You tend to think more like an artist than an engineer.   Location-wise, you would probably be a good fit for the City.

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Emotional (67%)[.......|||..........]Logical (33%)
Concerned about self (43%)[..........|.........]Concerned about others (57%)
Atheist (62%)[........||..........]Religious (38%)
Loner (45%)[..........|.........]Dependent (55%)
Laid-back (69%)[......||||..........]Driven (31%)
Traditional (45%)[..........|.........]Rebel (55%)
Impetuous (60%)[........||..........]Organized (40%)
Engineering mind (56%)[.........|..........]Artistic mind (44%)
Cynical (56%)[.........|..........]Idealist (44%)
Follower (37%)[..........|||.......]Leader (63%)
Introverted (55%)[.........|..........]Extroverted (45%)
Conservative (39%)[..........||........]Liberal (61%)
Logical (26%)[..........|||||.....]Romantic (74%)
Uninterested (16%)[..........|||||||...]Sexual (84%)
Insecure (60%)[........||..........]Confident (40%)
Selective (35%)[..........|||.......]Tolerant (65%)
Pessimistic (48%)[....................]Optimistic (52%)
Principled (32%)[..........||||......]Pragmatic (68%)
Tolerant (40%)[..........||........]Opinionated (60%)
Humble (20%)[..........||||||....]Elitist (80%)
Take the test!

The Extreme Sexual Purity Test

The extremely long and in-depth new sexual purity test. Not for the faint of heart.

You have earned 491 points out of a possible 780. The test is based on a point scale, where you earn points for different things you've done, and different items carry different weights.

Your experience score is 63 / 100. This indicates a medium high amount of overall sexual experience. A higher score indicates more experience. The average for men is currently 41 / 100 - your score is 54% higher than the average.

Your desire score is 83 / 100 (90% romantic desire and 76% sexual desire). This indicates a very high amount of overall sexual desire. The average for men is currently 61 / 100 - your score is 36% higher than the average.

Your ratio is 0.8x. This is calculated by dividing your experience score by your desire score, and it indicates how much you have acted on your desires, or how experienced you are relative to your level of desire. The average ratio is 0.7x.
See how YOUR score compares


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What's yours?


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